the H.H.S....

well, i have and am sure many have ,observed the increasing pollution levels- both noise and environmental....
today im talkin about noise pollution... more specifically about the increasing number of idiots who drive on our roads, honking about crazily oblivious of the ruckus they create. it compels me to wonder what drives these people to constantly honk... impatience, lack of civic sense, lack of a basic duty of care to another and plain stupidity in not knowin how to "behave" on the roads...
i mean picture this.... an arterial road, choc-a-bloc with a serpentine queue of vehicles during peak hours.... a well known fact to all those stranded on that very road... yet i find some very sensible people honking away to glory.. like where am i to go?!?! [considering the fact that i ride a two- wheeler, how much of the road can i possibly occupy!] another place where u can find such idiots at work- traffic signals... both when its about to turn red- [the honking levels rise in proportion with their BP levels methinks.. i mean comon its not the last green signal-y honk like theres no tomorrow! ] and when its about to turn green- like its some sorta run race, the faster u go the greater u win!
simple road sense and basic common sense solves the problem....
but since common sense is so uncommon i was deeply thinking of suggesting to the Road transport authorities and Traffic police to implement the H.H.S - The Human Honking System.... [ an idea i hit upon when i was stranded in traffic]

what really is the H.H.S... a system wherein we, the people yell instead of honking... where the new horn is not in the car but in our vocal chords!where if we want the driver in front of us to move we simply yell..[local slang, some very gracious epithets are purely the user's choice ;)]wherein the manmade horns give way to the man himself !

i mean really imagine the variety a co stranded road user can get?!?! creativity at its best... be it in different ways of yelling or in selecting the choicest epithets[for those who aint blessed with a very nice tongue] :)

four easy steps to implement the H.H.S-
- ban the existing honking system- no more shall motor vehicles come with inbuilt horns!
- ban all those providers of fancy horns, jarring horns etc... [ a fine of sorts for any person found installing horns in vehicles]
- educate people about the new honking system.
- finally encourage people to be vocal,to make themselves heard-literally ;)

the advantages of this system:-
~~its free! every person has it.
~~its effective since every person has an amazing capacity to yell.
~~it ensures safety. picture the scenario, really.... since there no longer exists horns of any kind, each driver will drive cautiously and within the speed limits.
~~ it will drastically cut down the noise pollution... i mean really how long can one yell!!!
~~ finally with all this it should automatically inculcate in these idiots some road sense, common sense and a duty of care....

what say... feasible?
:) :)